Rules for a happy relationship

I bought this fridge magnet, containing the writing below... I modified them a little bit, to make them easier to understand. I thought these rules are sweet and when applied, can be really effective. Have fun trying them out... ^.~

Rules for a happy relationship

1. Never be angry at the same time

2. Never shout at each other unless it's a tragedy, e.g., your house is on fire

3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be the other person

4. Criticize lovingly

5. Never bring up past mistakes

6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other

7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled

8. Compliment each other at least once a day

9. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and apologize

10. It takes 2 to make a quarrell and the one in the wrong usually does most of the talking.